If you live in a period home in Willesden, you already know the furniture has a bit more character than the average flat-pack setup.

If you run a venue near Wembley Stadium, you already know the floor tells its own story. Rainy footfall, spilled drinks, tracked-in grit, and that unmistakable post-event smell can build up fast.

Moving out is rarely the fun bit. Boxes everywhere, a last sweep for chargers behind the sofa, that odd smell from the oven that somehow got louder overnight.